I thought I'd share these fun little nuggets of wisdom and inspiration that I overheard today while on lunchroom duty. As a friend of mine said today, every would-be parent out there should have to cover a lunchroom duty or two--the world would be a lot less densely populated!
- One boy to another: When is your mom going to have her baby? Does she still fit in your car? (I bet she's just hormonal enough to have a mean left hook...)
- A little girl to a boy at her table: If you scoot any closer to me, I'm going to spit on you. (One day you may find him attractive...but probably not.)
- One boy to another: Why are your teeth so yellow? Did your lunch cause it or don't you brush your teeth? (Politically correct? I think not...)
- And finally, my favorite, one little girl to another: I love your nails! (purple and chipped) My mom says I can only use clear, because the other colors are trashy. (I tucked my red nails immediately into my pockets in shame...)
- Boy in foot cast: Mrs. B.? What do you think this black and green stuff is that's between my toes? (Lint...let's pray to God it's lint!)
20 comments:
Sooo funny-- Lets hope it is lint! I can so see my kids saying stuff like that.
OMGoodness, I just love the things kids come up with to say.
She probably meant trashy for a little kid. :) Her own nails are probably blue.
giggle giggle snort snort...
You can't make this stuff up! LOL!
I love the trashy nails bit!
While we were shopping the other day, the sales lady bent down to talk to her and my daughter (age 5) clapped her hand over her mouth. The lady would ask her questions and she would just nod. When I realized she was turning green, I quickly pulled us away from the lady. I asked Cat why she was getting sick and she said VERY LOUDLY, "that lady had poop for breakfast!" LOL! THAT lady was right behind me cause I forgot one of my bags! LOLOLOL!
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Oh!Oh! I never get any scrap projects done either, but I can open a scrapbook paper store any day now...
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dawn
Kids can think of some stuff to say that we would never think of can't they?!?
OH I'm cleaning some toes tonite, removing some nail polish and making darn sure everyone has brushed their teeth.. KIDS man ya gotta love em (after all what is the alternative? no really is there one?.. ha ha)
Oh, you are so right - sounds like your kids are much more mature than some of my office peeps.
The other colors are trashy? That's a great one! LOL! Thank you for stopping by my blog today on my big, bloggy day!
Oh my gosh - I laughed so hard!
LOL! I've overheard some conversations such as this ...a time or two in the cafeteria... Came over from SITS to say hi.
I came to visit from sits and I have to say I'm thankful I did! I laughed super hard at this! I have a friend that is a elementary teacher that I might just have to send to read this! Have a great day!
At least they are honest.....
I'm sure you are humored everyday by them.
Have a fabulous weekend, Lori!
Thanks for buzzing by the bee!
Hugs!
dawn
LOL - I only wish I could hear some of these comments in my office!! I would be laughing all day - what fun you have!! Thanks for sharing.:}
That's SO funny and enterataining. Kids really do say the funniest things!
Gotta love kids!
Kids say the funniest things without even trying.
LOL! I can't wait until my little girl is in school-- I'll be first in line to volunteer at lunchroom duty!
great post - kids say the best things when you least expect it.
ha ha those are too funny! you've gotta love those little people.
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