We went on a field trip today! Wait, that's not the best part...the best part is that I lived to blog about it! Really quickly, before I head to bed, I wanted to post my favorite top three things I heard today from the 2nd graders, while we were out.
Student: Mrs. B.? Can my bladder explode?
Me: I don't think so, I think that only happens to teachers. Why?
Student: Because I've seen a water balloon explode, and I've got to go to the bathroom really bad.
Student: If I had some money for every time I've seen this play, I would be totally broke because I've never seen this play before.
Julie: Mrs. B.? Jodi (not her real name) took some of my lunch and ate it.
Me: Jodi, did you take some of Julie's (again, you know...) lunch and eat it?
Jodi: No, she gave it to me. She said she didn't like the kind of chips her mom packed.
Julie: Oh yeah, I forgot. My brain does that to me sometimes.
Me: Yup. Me too.
3 comments:
What age kids were you in charge of then on the field trip?
Adorable. One of my high school students said something adorable on Tuesday, too. I made him stay after class, and then he walked out the door and said "F--- that b-----!" Another teacher heard it. 3 days suspension. Yup, sweet child. Yup, I love my job!
My brain does that to me all the time! lol! You could write an entire book of these cute quips!
Love the exploding bladder story! lol!
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