Student: Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Me: Um, yeah.
Student: No, this is a joke.
Me: I know, I'm just messin' with ya.
Student: Do you want to hear the joke?
Me: Um, yeah.
Student: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Me: I think I've heard that one before.
Student: Really?
Me: No.
Student: Do you know?
Me: No, what the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Student: Anybody can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup!
Me: That's the funniest joke I've ever heard!
Student: Yeah, me too.
The best part was when he told me the same joke 5 more times the same day, and I had to pretend it was as funny each time as it was the 1st time he told me! Good times...
3 comments:
Sometimes high school students are just as goofy. Although usually their jokes have the word "gay" in it somewhere...
Considering I'm way past that age I don't think I will be telling that joke to my friends-lol.
I have to say that is a good one...I think I'll drive my kids bonkers today with that! lol!
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